Links Of The Day

Don’t miss this from Onion: God Distances Self from Christian Right  (Thanks to Rich McAloney for the tip)

“And, furthermore, I would like to take this opportunity to say definitively that I, God, do not officially sanction or condone the words or actions of anyone involved in the fanatical, conservative Christian faction that Mr. Mourdock represents.”

‘Mother Mary Was Essentially Raped,’ Mourdock Says While Digging Self Into Deeper Hole

…if you really stop to think about it, the Virgin Mary was basically raped by God. “Mary certainly didn’t ask for God to impregnate her with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, but obviously the Immaculate Conception, while not the result of a consensual act, was still a part of God’s plan

How to Dunk your Biscuits – Arunn at Nanopolitan

The dunking should be done within a critical time, else the soaked biscuit, before reaching our mouth, would bend in slow-mo back into the coffee with a ‘splatch’ or worse, spatter on the inside of our thigh like hot crow-poo.

Nevertheless, dunking biscuits is popular across the World — be it in UK, where about five hundred burn themselves annually with a badly timed lift-up of the soaked biscuit, or in Indonesia, where the famous Tim TamSlam is performed annually, wherein you slurp the tea or coffee through the specially made porous biscuits, before eating them in one piece.

Testing Pumpkin Knives on Cadaver Arms – Annals of Improbable Research

A hands-on experiment, or rather, an experiment on hands, in 2004, tried to determine the level of medical danger an amateur can and should expect when using a pumpkin-carving tool.

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